May Flowers
Updates, announcements, and seasonally affective euphoria.
I am seasonally affected, but it’s not disordered. I keep tabs on the passage of time by the reprise of certain flowers, or fruit being that much sweeter. The tulip petals of April have all descended, leaving only the stigma garishly exposed. We have entered Taurus season, creep towards peony season, en route to one of my favorite seasons of all: that of Prideful, lustful, exhilarating, exhausting Gemini, when social calendars ripen ‘til their skins split into the long indolence of summer.
The calendar is thickening, sweetening, and I have much to announce: travel, milestones, celebrations worthy of a decade. Pay attention, lovers—I favor the thorough, and those who arrive to their sessions armed with my favorite flowers.
Travel Reminder: Washington DC with Amalia Valentine, May 22-24
From the 22nd through the 24th, I will be visiting the capital. First priority, as always, goes to what brings me the greatest pleasure: whipping, bondage, intense and intimate sessions for those with a refined palette, and for those without, raucous and humiliating doubles alongside my wickedly talented friend, Amalia Valentine. Applications are open through my website. I suggest you not procrastinate.
Don’t Forget: I am raising my rates on My Dommiversary
On June 13th, I will be raising my rates by $100 per hour, a gesture long overdue, to honor a full decade of mastery. Between now and mid June, you hold something rare: the opportunity to secure my time at my current rates—this applies whether you are seeing me in New York or Washington, DC. Time is running out. I would not squander it.
Travel Announcement: SF and Oakland, June 25-27
At the end of June, I will be making my way back to San Francisco. I will have a limited number of sessions available from the 25th through the 27th, and I am very much looking forward to reconnecting with the West Coast. I’m in the mood for willing flesh to wrap my whip around, and minds that want to be transformed. I can’t wait. Those who have been waiting patiently: this is your moment. Reach out early.
Cause for Celebration: My Dommiversary and Birthday
June 13th marks ten years — ten years of craft, of power, of singular devotion to this art. Three days later, on June 16th, I celebrate another turn around the sun. I intend to be thoroughly, lavishly, unambiguously spoiled for both occasions, and I expect those who appreciate what I do to rise to the occasion. My Throne wishlist awaits you. Do not arrive empty-handed.
And for those of you who are not in NYC, DC, or the Bay Area, I always love connecting via Sextpanther. I love the sound of my own voice and you will too. Let me listen to you whimper.
Hope to see you soon in the dungeon and beyond.
xo,
Empress Wu



